Friday, August 13, 2010

what about exercising your mouth...

are you tired? stresssseeedd? depressed? exhausted? anxious? what about exercising the word "laugh" right now? don't forget the undying saying goes, "laughter is the best medicine." so, let us exercise "laugh" now!

number one:

 a black baby was given a pair of wings by a fairy.
baby: does this mean i am an angel?
fairy smiled.
Fairy: of course not! negrang to. ambisyosa! paniki ka! hahaha

here's another:

the girl tried texting her boyfriend a joke about breaking up. then, the boy replied, "why baby? did i do something wrong?" then, the girl replied, " i just wanna you out of my life", she laughs at her bf, then, she was shocked at her boyfriend's message, " ok baby, if that's what you really want. thanks for everything. i will shot myself and face death than see you with other guy. i love you, baby. bye!!! then the girl tied to reply as fast as she could thinking that she could save her boyfriend and tell him that she's just joking. but, when she send it...CHECK OPERATOR! :-)

lastly...
our generation have destroyed the Christian virtues:
charity is now a sweepstakes...
hope is now a cigarette...
grace is now a g.r.o.
heaven is now a motel...
and worst of all...
trust is now a condom:-)

laugh till you drop:-)

this is my third episode of re-posting and re-writing messgaes from my fone.

goodnight everyone:-)

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